Well, everyone is fawning over that stupid cat again. She chased off another cat from the front yard. My big people kid went running outside thinking that Ink was getting mauled. Yeah, I wish. I almost got out so that I could maul her, but Mommy stopped me.

Now Mommy is calling her Rocky and acting like it's some big deal to chase off a punk cat. Big whoop. I'd have taken care of that cat if they'd let me out and it wouldn't have been chased off!